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They didn’t even change the name plate on the door. They just swapped Tim and Dave’s names on their payroll documentation. They swear up-and-down that this is how Google does it.

16-06-2019 Promotions By Michael Bassili
I came in to work to find my maze of desks replaces with one large sofa. On said sofa laid one company-issues laptop, an empty french press, and a letter. The letter said that everyone in my department except me was promoted to management while I was demoted to “cool dude.” They assured me that my responsibilities haven’t really changed, except that I have to sit on the couch and look comfy whenever they give tours of the building.